Chuck Norris, of Walker, Texas Ranger fame as well as the inspiration for the popular internet phenomenon Chuck Norris Facts, recently sent out an e-mail to supporters of Republican candidate Mike Huckabee asking for - nay, demanding - campaign contributions for Huckabee.
The email also included several "Huckabee Facts." Probably something along the lines of "Mike Huckabee has two speeds: Walk, and cut taxes." Or "When Democrats go to sleep every night, they check their closets for Mike Huckabee."
Maybe that one Chuck Norris fact is actually true: "Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship."
The email also included several "Huckabee Facts." Probably something along the lines of "Mike Huckabee has two speeds: Walk, and cut taxes." Or "When Democrats go to sleep every night, they check their closets for Mike Huckabee."
Maybe that one Chuck Norris fact is actually true: "Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship."